1. When she posed with Amy Poehler, a fellow perfect human being, and their radiance was almost too much to handle.
2. And the time the two of them treated the world to a sneak peek of what would be the greatest relationship OF ALL TIME.
I mean, I guess it could get better if Tina joined in, too. But still.
3. When she revealed her nickname for Aziz Ansari.
my zizzi @azizansari
4. When she tweeted this just because she could.
5. When she got her ear pierced on live TV and you wanted to hug her to help with the pain.
6. The time she was the foamiest foam ever to foam.
7. The time she wasn't afraid to keep it real.
8. Literally any time she and Anna Kendrick interacted with one another.
“@AnnaKendrick47: She actsmean and detached but she's a fucking rainbow-colored softie at heart. #CameosAreFun ” LIES!
Aubrey Plaza
@evilhag
“@AnnaKendrick47: She actsmean and detached but she's a fucking rainbow-colored softie at heart. #CameosAreFun †LIES!
9. Especially when it got...intimate...between the two.
I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH @AnnaKendrick47 LIKE RIGHT NOW OR WHENEVER SHE FEELS LIKE IT #BOSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Aubrey Plaza
@evilhag
I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH @AnnaKendrick47 LIKE RIGHT NOW OR WHENEVER SHE FEELS LIKE IT #BOSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
10. Like, how is their friendship so perfect and wonderful and beautiful?
11. When her love for Anna Kendrick was only upstaged by her love for Chris Bosh.
SLEEEEP #boshhelp
Aubrey Plaza
@evilhag
SLEEEEP #boshhelp
12. When she did the tongue thing way before Miley and way better than Miley.
13. When she gave the most adorable thumbs up ever to promote her movie The To Do List at the MTV Movie Awards.
14. And then tried to make a totally valid trade - an award for a drink - and didn't care what anyone thought about it.
15. When she realized she had discovered the perfect nickname for Matthew Gray Gubler.
Matthew GREY BOOBSLERS!!!! BOOBS!!!!!! @GUBLERNATION
Aubrey Plaza
@evilhag
Matthew GREY BOOBSLERS!!!! BOOBS!!!!!! @GUBLERNATION
16. When she, Rashida Jones, and Tatiana Maslany took selfies in the back of a van and she rocked them shades.
WHOOPS!!! @iamrashidajones @tatianamaslany
Aubrey Plaza
@evilhag
WHOOPS!!! @iamrashidajones @tatianamaslany
17. When she wasn't afraid to tell Jerry to just SHUT UP.
“@JimOHeir: Heading out to see @evilhag movie premiere @ToDoListMovie. The advance word is that it's awesome. Can't wait!!! ”SHUT UP JERRY
Aubrey Plaza
@evilhag
“@JimOHeir: Heading out to see @evilhag movie premiere @ToDoListMovie. The advance word is that it's awesome. Can't wait!!! â€SHUT UP JERRY
18. When her priorities were super legit.
MY BATTERY IS DYING!! what do I want to sayYY?!?! UMMmm. I LOVE YOU NICHOLAS CAGEEEE.
Aubrey Plaza
@evilhag
MY BATTERY IS DYING!! what do I want to sayYY?!?! UMMmm. I LOVE YOU NICHOLAS CAGEEEE.
19. When she starred in this parody trailer and made literally the entire world wish that it were a real movie because she was so perfect in it.
20. When she tweeted this on Halloween.
HAGGY HALLOWEEEEENNNNNNN I HOPE YOU ALL BURN IN TWITTERRR HELL
Aubrey Plaza
@evilhag
HAGGY HALLOWEEEEENNNNNNN I HOPE YOU ALL BURN IN TWITTERRR HELL
21. And then continued her declarations of Twitter love to her followers.
ROT IN HELL TWEETIES
Aubrey Plaza
@evilhag
ROT IN HELL TWEETIES
22. The time she posed for this picture.
"@MrTonyHale: Had the privilege of working w @evilhag and @TaranKillam yesterday. Truly fine folk! " likewiseeee!!!!
Aubrey Plaza
@evilhag
"@MrTonyHale: Had the privilege of working w @evilhag and @TaranKillam yesterday. Truly fine folk! " likewiseeee!!!!
23. When she wiped off Adam Scott's chin at the Parks and Rec 100th episode party and the world almost exploded from the electric power of two such amazing humans interacting.
24. The time she rocked a sweater on the beach and subsequently redefined swimwear for the rest of the world.
death is near
Aubrey Plaza
@evilhag
death is near
25. When she wore a tiny hat alongside Amy Poehler and thus sparked the world's hottest fashion trend.
If you wanna roll with this crew, you gotta wear a tiny hat. #ParksandRec #WeBackThisThursday @evilhag
Rashida Jones
@iamrashidajones
If you wanna roll with this crew, you gotta wear a tiny hat. #ParksandRec #WeBackThisThursday @evilhag
26. The time she had a dream about a cartoon and everyone wished for a television network to actually produce it.
UHH I HAD A DREAM ABOUT THESE TWO FACES. IT was a cartoon about a single mother and her teenage son! #noonecares!!!
Aubrey Plaza
@evilhag
UHH I HAD A DREAM ABOUT THESE TWO FACES. IT was a cartoon about a single mother and her teenage son! #noonecares!!!
27. The time she did this with Jack McBrayer, AKA Kenneth from 30 Rock.
28. The time she weighed in on 50 Shades of Grey casting.
I AM CHRISTIAN GREY. ME ME ME ME ME
Aubrey Plaza
@evilhag
I AM CHRISTIAN GREY. ME ME ME ME ME
29. The time she maintained her perfection even when facing death from heatstroke.
ohhhhhhhMAMA NOOOO. TOO HOT TOO SPICYYY. BURNING UP IN FLAMES!!!! GLENDALE ES MUYY CALIENTEEEEE TWEETIENTE!! OUCH
Aubrey Plaza
@evilhag
ohhhhhhhMAMA NOOOO. TOO HOT TOO SPICYYY. BURNING UP IN FLAMES!!!! GLENDALE ES MUYY CALIENTEEEEE TWEETIENTE!! OUCH
30. The time she tweeted this picture to Emilio Estevez.
FEEL THE WRATH OF HAGGATHHH @EMILIOTHEWAY YOU WILL GROW BARNACLES ON YOUR NECK AND EYESSSSSSsssss
Aubrey Plaza
@evilhag
FEEL THE WRATH OF HAGGATHHH @EMILIOTHEWAY YOU WILL GROW BARNACLES ON YOUR NECK AND EYESSSSSSsssss
31. Basically, every moment of the entire year because she is beautiful and funny and flawless.
