1. Anyone whose pot is overflowing with whatever this is.
2. The person who is American as apple pie. Really, really messed up apple pie.
6. Anyone using a hairdryer and an iron as their main cooking utensils.
10. Anyone who literally can’t get dried pasta off their pot.
24. Anyone whose pan looks like it was just recovered from the bottom of the sea after 100 years of being taken over by coral and stuff.
26. The person who’s going to have a hard time getting those out of the muffin tin.
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