1. It doesn't matter where you are or whether there is a bed around or not, you will be able to fall asleep if you try.
Who needs a bed?
If I could, I would probably sleep all day long.
Who needs a bed?
Nice try, but there's no way I'm waking up for that.
Honestly, eight is at the low end of your sleep spectrum.
There is no caffeine strong enough to break through this sleepiness.
Your bed counts as a friend, though, right?
"Ten jumping jacks? I think I deserve a little nap."