2. Anyone who needs candles THIS badly.
Seriously, why I am not spending $3,600 on candles right now?
5. This kid who really knows the value of chilled sneakers.
7. This kid who knows the true importance of reading.
8. This kid who totally understands the importance of going viral.
10. Anyone who recognizes the equal importance of medical emergencies and free food.
11. Anyone who knows exactly how important the internet is.
12. Adam, because grammar should always be your number one concern.
14. This girl who knows there’s no point of emergency treatment if you don’t look good getting it.
17. This kid who totally knows what to ask for if he ever meets a genie.
18. This kid who really needs somewhere to eat his bananas.
20. Walt Jr., who places a hearty breakfast above EVERYTHING else.
21. CNN, because those damn bags are REALLY annoying and need to be exposed.
Finally a news source that has their priorities in order. cc- @Didochka @MehcadBrooks @ThomasSadoski @billmaher
- Rallies for climate change action are taking place around the world ahead of the United Nations climate talks in Paris. ›
- Planned Parenthood officials said they believed Friday's shooting at a Colorado Springs clinic was motivated by opposition to abortion. ›
- And watch a man react to the modern world after spending 44 years in prison. ›