2. Anyone who needs candles THIS badly.
Seriously, why I am not spending $3,600 on candles right now?
7. This kid who knows the true importance of reading.
8. This kid who totally understands the importance of going viral.
10. Anyone who recognizes the equal importance of medical emergencies and free food.
14. This girl who knows there’s no point of emergency treatment if you don’t look good getting it.
17. This kid who totally knows what to ask for if he ever meets a genie.
20. Walt Jr., who places a hearty breakfast above EVERYTHING else.
21. CNN, because those damn bags are REALLY annoying and need to be exposed.
Finally a news source that has their priorities in order. cc- @Didochka @MehcadBrooks @ThomasSadoski @billmaher