17 Hilariously Inappropriate Movie Marquees

Wait, what did the Fantastic Four do?

1. Don’t judge the penguins. They chose celibacy.

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2. Can’t believe Julia Roberts would sign on to a movie like this.

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3. Suck their blood, right? This is about blood?

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4. Whispers: *Psst. Just do it. All the cool kids are doing it. Come on.*

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5. Pick a side, guys.

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6. The first in a series of unfortunate pregnancies.

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7. Um, I think you can only get knocked up once every nine months?

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8. Definitely not genetically possible, but just go with it.

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9. All of them at once?

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10. Come on, guys. Someone needs to teach movie characters about contraception.

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11. No please just don’t do this please no it’s not ok.

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12. wighfjsldkgwhsknsd nooooooooooo

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13. Crocodile Dundee is really getting around, apparently.

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14. Points for historical accuracy.

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15. You probably shouldn’t announce your crimes ahead of time.

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16. Tbh would watch just to see how it works.

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17. Literally how did this even happen. Marquee makers: GET IT TOGETHER.

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