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    Martha Stewart's Easter Looks Absolutely Terrifying

    Aww, what a cute Easter bun—OH MY GOD MARTHA.

    For most, Easter is celebrated with adorable bunnies and bright eggs.

    Martha's Easter, however, is basically a nightmare-fueled sequel to Donnie Darko. THIS IS A STUFFED RABBIT. A REAL, DEAD RABBIT. WHY, MARTHA?

    this is a real stuffed rabbit sitting on emu eggs and quail eggs and pheasant eggs

    Are you trying to terrify the children, Martha? Is that what this is about?

    i dont remember where i got the white rabbits but they are so cute!

    Because IT IS WORKING.

    an ostrich egg, hen eggs, and quail eggs

    Martha says that she coated this bunny/monster in playground sand. What sand, Martha? THE SANDY PITS OF DESPAIR?

    big plastic rabbit-brushed w/ glue &coated w/ playground sand-looks as if was carved frm block of sandstone-thx kevin

    And this isn't the first frightening Easter Martha has had. Last year, she created this diorama out of what looks like raw steak and the scraggly remains of the fur from the rabbit she probably cooked for lunch.

    This year's stuffed rabbit seems to have made an appearance last year, as well.

    Even her Easter cookies look a little downtrodden, especially the sad one in the middle.

    Martha has been known in the past for her less-than-stellar photo aesthetic, so these terrifying Easter shots aren't too much of a surprise.

    Best slow cooked onion soup with baguette croutons and gruyere and Comte cheese melted on top. Garden onions

    To each her own, I guess. Enjoy your Easter, Martha!