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Twitter is full of brave and valiant people who stand up to make sure no one misspells anything. Like the word "misspell," of course.
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Because spelling is important.
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Of course, Twitter is also filled with many geniuses.
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Ugh, don't you just hate how dumb everyone else is?
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Because, really: if you're in America, you should speak proper English.
Preach, Twitter intelligentsia. Preach.