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When it captured the feeling of getting even a small raise.
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When it understood your fetishes.
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When it explained how you go shopping.
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When it captured the struggle of finding somewhere to live.
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When it invented the perfect TV show.
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When it gave you new career goals.
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When it pointed out your occasional inconsistencies.
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When it imagined this critique of modern culture.
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When it accurately depicted your feelings about college loans.
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When all your fantasies were explained.
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When it proved that any sale is better than no sale.
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When it figured out what you'd prefer more than free sodas.
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When it called out banks.
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When it captured the moment right after the direct deposit hits.
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When it reminded you that your bank account is silently judging.
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When it captured the holiday struggle.
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And when it just hit the nail perfectly on the head.
