You may have heard that North Korean leader (and worldwide hairstyle inspiration) Kim Jong Un has finally been seen again after a month and a half of being totally invisible.
He was spotted using a cane, leading some to speculate that his absence from the public eye was related to a leg injury.
But let's be real: He clearly just had more important plans than showing up to meetings and boring shit like that. Here is what he was definitely up to over the past month.
1. Searching for his previously unmentioned son Nemo.
P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney #WhereWasKimJongUn
2. Filling in for Chris Pratt.
Guarding The Galaxy #WhereWasKimJongUn
3. Making sure he was the first person in North Korea to get the new iPhone.
Disappears for a month, comes back with a gammy leg? Clearly Kim Jong Un was queuing for an iPhone 6.
4. Working on his fitness.
I really want to hear that Kim Jong Un was in fat camp, and comes back into the public eye looking DROP DEAD SEXY
5. Or at the very least, just getting a lil' nip and tuck.
you think Kim Jong Un got gastric bypass or lap band or somethin'? He looks thinner. Maybe lipo?
6. Finding ~the plane~ all on his own while simultaneously solving the Ebola crisis and leading peace talks with ISIS.
My prediction for this week's major news: MH370 lands in ISIS-held Iraq, carrying Kim Jong Un and his new Ebola cure
7. Hanging out with Kramer.
What if seinfeld today? Krame letting Kim Jong Un crash in his dresser
8. Hanging out with Goku and Gohan.
After a short adventure Kim Jong Un has finally collected all 7 Dragon Balls....
9. Becoming a black belt so he can single-handedly defend his country from aggressors.
Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Un returns from martial arts training and meditation atop Mount Paektu, to defend people against Japanese aggression
10. Patronizing the Pyongyang Olive Garden.
Can't believe Kim Jong-un was at an Olive Garden getting the most out of his all-you-can-eat pasta pass this whole time
11. Just really ~emotionally~ connecting with the lives of former British royals.
- Long walks - Laughing - Weeping at sunsets - Violent mood swings - Gout - Getting in touch w his inner @KngHnryVIII #WhereWasKimJongUn
12. Just hanging out alone all moody-like and stuff.
Turns out Kim Jong-un was just upstairs playing tapes.
13. Catching up on his fave reality show.
#wherewaskimjongun watching the bake off
14. With Tish.
#WhereWasKimJongUn In his mum's car
15. In his secret candy factory.
Hope Kim Jong-un's building up to a Willy Wonka style forward roll.
16. Creating a super-cyborg version of himself.
At least we now know exactly how long it takes for North Korea to make a fully-operable robotic replica of Kim Jong-un.
17. Getting his cosplay on at New York Comic Con.
Attending NY Comic Con #WhereWasKimJongUn
18. Taking care of his enemies on World of Warcraft.
My secret wish is that Kim Jong Un was trying to get his Warlock to lvl 30.
19. Accidentally oversleeping.
Don't worry guys, Kim just overslept... #WhereWasKimJongUn
20. Trying to avoid spoilers like any good TV fan would.
#WhereWasKimJongUn Catching up on The Walking Dead before Season 5 began. He hates spoilers.
21. Hanging out with his BFF.
At Dennis Rodman's house #WhereWasKimJongUn
22. And using his new basketball skills to take down those damn Monstars once and for all.
#WhereWasKimJongUn helping Michael Jordan and bugs bunny defeat aliens at basketball