1. T.G.I. Fridays
She doesn’t have enough flair. He has amazing abs. It writes itself!
2. The Starbucks Coffee Movie
Jane took John’s venti mocha (no whipped cream!), John took Jane’s soy caramel latte. The rest is history.
3. Outback Steakhouse
Far away in the arid wilds of Albuquerque, New Mexico, an impossible romance between a stuck-up franchise owner and her unusually hunky busboy blooms like a deep-fried onion.
The harrowing tale of one greeter’s quest to save her daughter from a nefarious team of evil pork ranchers.
A terrifying horror flick about a swarm of genetically modified killer bees that have burrowed into all the apples. ALL THE APPLES!
- The U.S. government is investigating possible unlawful coordination by some airlines to keep prices high ✈️
- U.S. Secretary of State John Kerry will travel to Cuba later this summer for the opening of a U.S. embassy there.
- The U.S. Episcopal Church, which appointed an out gay bishop in 2003, has voted to let clergy perform religious same-sex marriages.