This article wasn’t even about Piper Chapman. It was about Taylor Schilling. And there’s also the fact that she played a lead in Ayn Rand’s Atlas Shrugged. But instead let’s hate her for starring in a role with Zac Efron. Because no female deserves to star next to him. Resulting in him losing his job. BUT IT’S OK BECAUSE THEN THERE AREN’T GIRLS FANNING ALL OVER HIM. Gah.