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1. He looks permanently unimpressed with life.
2. He is very attached to his teddy bear.
3. He has an older brother called Henry.
4. Their best friend is Dexter the Dachsund.
5. Jenson loves playing in the garden.
6. But sometimes his brother steals the spotlight.
7. He is the size of a large guinea pig.
8. He is suspicious of pineapples.
9. He wears Ray-Bans in the Summer.
10. And enjoys just hanging out.
11. He sleeps a lot.
12. A lot. A lot.
13. And uses his brother as a pillow.
14. He will make you want to go back to bed.
15. He rests his case.
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