12 Creepiest Things You Can Find On Etsy

The heaven of all crafts is also a secret interwebs hell.

1. Vintage Rectal Speculum

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For those of you who like to avoid those pesky co-pays at the doctor’s office, here’s your very own DIY kit.

“It is in good condition with some minor signs of age and wear.”

2. Preserved Heart

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Thankfully, the heart is not human, it’s turkey. Even better news, the seller also has eyeballs on the market. So there’s that…

3. Denture Hair Combs

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You know, for those fancy occasions.

4. Fetish Art

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I figure this is the equivalent of Instagram having a nightmare filter.

5. Reptile Belt

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Here we have the internet showing you that you can never take things too far.

6. Human Molar Earrings

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Perfectly good waste of Tooth Fairy money…

7. Preserved Tapeworm

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For all your dietary needs!

8. Antique Creep Doll

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As if real, live children weren’t scary enough…

9. Real Deer Legs

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Because prosthetic legs are so last season?

10. Penis Bone Earrings

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Anyone else curious on the back story of how the seller obtained these? Good, I’m not alone.

11. Japanese Mummified Water Demon

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Of course, they take all the fun out of it by telling you up front it’s not real. Thanks for killing the demon party, bro.

12. Muriel the Faceless

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The only thing creepier than the doll is the description:

“Life is fine for Muriel. Nothing bad or tragic in her past. She just, on occasion, has a little trouble with choosing the correct face to wear for the day. After all, it’s so very important to pick the right one for the day to avoid having to rip the wrong one off later on. Would you be interested in being a good enough friend to help Muriel out with these decisions?”

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