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“Four Score and 7 Beers Ago…” - Abraham Lincoln. Sounds legit.

1. Americans, we run this motha.

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2. Too much of a good thing is not a for real thing.

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3. Ain’t no party like a George Washington party!

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In case you have old lady eyes: “Ain’t no party like a George Washington party because a George Washington party don’t stop until the colonies are free and the world recognizes them as a sovereign nation defined by truth, liberty and justice”.

4. Oh, you don’t know? You gon’ learn today!

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5. Up three-sixty-five a year 24/7 cause real gangsta Americans don’t sleep.

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6. Because what’s 4th of July without alcohol?

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7. If ya smell what Americans are cookin’.

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8. Celebratory drinking is basically patriotism in it’s purest form.

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9. We speak freedom.

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10. Never apologize for greatness.

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11. Turn down for what? Nothing, because that’s un-American.

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12. We basically piss excellence.

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13. Yankle Doodle, the rillest OG.

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14. Flawless.

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15. Taxes are still problematic though. $$$

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16. We done kept it real from the jump.

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