A Typical Day Of The Unemployed

those reality show reruns aren’t gonna watch themselves

1. It’s a weekday morning and you wake up whenever the hell you want

it’s not like your life has any purpose right now

2. You finally peel yourself out of bed and face the big debate of the day: to get dressed or not to get dressed?

does it even matter?

3. You head to the internet for solace

4. And check your email for any response from all the jobs you applied to

But apparently you don’t have enough experience for an ENTRY LEVEL position

5. Then you swallow your pride and send your resume to more companies that you’ll probably never hear from

6. You try to make some lunch but there’s nothing good to eat since you can’t afford deliciousness

7. One of your parents texts you asking how the job search is going

8. You wander around the house trying to think of something to do

9. Back to the internet to browse social media and find relatable memes

10. You resort to watching tv but all the commercials are for tech schools asking why you don’t have a job

11. Finally you’ve wasted enough of your life that it’s time to meet your employed friends for happy hour

because doing nothing is way more stressful than you’d think

12. And then you get to listen to everyone talking about their jobs

13. Everyone leaves early since they have to work in the morning so you sit back and reflect on your accomplishments

14. Get ready to do it all again tomorrow

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