No, they still don’t like you back.
No amount of schooling can prepare you for office dynamics
These are all things popular today that kids will be nostalgic about in 15 years.
Coming back home means you get to run into people you hoped you would never see again after you graduated high school.
Tis the season for constant reminders of your loneliness.
at one point or another everyone has been “that girl”
All of these may or may not still be on my iTunes
those reality show reruns aren’t gonna watch themselves
whether you met them online or were set up by a friend, you’re about to go out with someone you’ve “technically” never met.
I’m going to die alone with nothing to show for it but free alcohol of Friday nights past.
Because who doesn’t like being reminded how alone they are?