Somewhere along the way, I stopped wanting to be a “nuwcler fizasist”
“Send more troops to gard irack and baendbag and urest him” I had views on the Gulf War only slightly less nuanced than George W Bush! (hat’s a Kuwaiti oil fire. And baendbag = Baghdad).
9. I had no idea how to spell “karate”
“karotiy” - also this is exactly how the New York City transit system is perceived by children.
16. I know when I saw these classic movies: