Why Do You Ride Hippos?

Two of Ireland's finest have the funniest public row. Ya gotta pity the kid in the buggy though. [Editor's Note: This is riveting. You should probably memorize some of these lines for next time you get in an argument with your partner.]

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  • But who will be the first to auto-tune it?

    James Strathorn
    3 years ago
  • -Why do you ride hippos?
    maybe “-because they remind me of you” would be an accurate answer

    Margo M.
    3 years ago
  • jon doe thinks Why Do You Ride Hippos? is OMG  about 3 years ago
  • anouk sparks thinks Why Do You Ride Hippos? is Trashy  about 3 years ago
  • Glad it made the front page!

    Richie Edquid
    3 years ago
  • Looks safe to ride…

  • I didn't know they HAD hippos in Ireland! You learn something new everyday…

  • Veronica Belmont thinks Why Do You Ride Hippos? is Trashy  about 3 years ago
  • I love the Irish. So much. They are the most adorable people on earth, even when it comes to rape.

    nononono
    3 years ago
  • The Irish speak profanity beautifully, don't they? That's why no one stopped them. It was like Shakespeare in the Park, in an alley.

    Darrell Davis, Jr
    3 years ago
  • Darrell Davis, Jr   Why Do You Ride Hippos? and thinks it’s Trashy, OMG & LOL  about 3 years ago
  • Ivan Nikolic thinks Why Do You Ride Hippos? is Trashy  about 3 years ago
  • Sarah Morgan thinks Why Do You Ride Hippos? is LOL & Trashy  about 3 years ago
  • This version actually has a more accurate transcription of the row.
    At 1.43 she actually says 'Gowl' (Pronounced 'Gowell' with little stress put on the 'o'), which is a colloquial Irish word for the 'female bits'.
    It's a brilliant, aurally-pleasing word that isn't even that widely used here in Ireland, which is a shame.

    David S
    3 years ago
  • WhatThe HolyHeck thinks Why Do You Ride Hippos? is Trashy  about 3 years ago
  • Chris Marentette thinks Why Do You Ride Hippos? is LOL  about 3 years ago
  • Fee thinks Why Do You Ride Hippos? is LOL & WTF  about 3 years ago
  • Jeff thinks Why Do You Ride Hippos? is WTF, LOL & OMG  about 3 years ago
  • Jack Shepherd thinks Why Do You Ride Hippos? is OMG  about 3 years ago
  • Why Do You Ride Hippos? was featured on the homepage  about 3 years ago
  • This needs a techno remix. seriously!

    Richie Edquid
    3 years ago
  • Richie Edquid   Why Do You Ride Hippos? and thinks it’s WTF, OMG & LOL  about 3 years ago

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