Most of these, I can't believe count as examples. Seriously, those guys are total bastards in any language. “Sucky sucky long time” isn't going to go over on anyone regardless of apparent race. Seriously. To non-Asian guys: think of Asia like you would think of Europe. There are a bunch of distinct cultures in there even though all the people look kinda the same. Just because you see a white (European) person, don't think that Polish food is the same as Italian food. Their background might be Swedish or French - miles apart in culture, language and food, but they still all look the same from a casual glance. If some non-white person came up to you and started talking about how much you like lutefisk, you'd probably be annoyed, unless you actually happen to come from a background that likes lutefisk, in which case they nailed it. But odds are, you don't know what they're talking about any more than they do. Viking expansion of the 13th Century? You're English/Hungarian, dammit! That had nothing to do with you. However, the fact that all kinds of Asian food across the board is massively better than ours and that we covet your cuisine isn't a bad thing. I realize that still doesn't say anything about you as a person, but the point remains that we all desperately covet your home cooking. Any kind of European-background food sucks compared to any kind of Asian-background food. That's just a plain fact.
