16 Things That Are Better Off Not Being Made By You

With all the time on your hands this summer, you’ll want to make things. And that’s cool. Just don’t make these.

1. Parachutes

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2. Car Radios

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3. Blowfish Dishes

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When this...

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...can turn into this. It's not worth it.

4. Seatbelts

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5. Bike Helmets

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6. Fireworks

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Once again, it’s not worth it.

7. Eyebrow Piercings

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8. Bangs

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9. Cellphones

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10. Fruit Cake

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O.k. You can make fruitcake. It’s not hard to do. But no one’s going to eat it.

11. Money

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Because that’s illegal.

12. Toilets

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Because, why would you want to?

13. Braces

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14. Motorcycle Headlights

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15. Significant Others

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(*cough*…Manti Te’o…*cough cough*)

16. Hot Tub Time Machines

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17. Hope we didn’t crush your dreams. But if so, here’s one thing we do recommend you do this summer.

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