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'80s Fuddrucker's Commercial Overloaded With Sports Metaphors
OK, we get it. We can eat and watch a bunch of games at your place. You don't have to hit us over the head with a frying pan field goal post. Besides, there's a full-court press in my tummy for a nice big pro bowl of trans fats. (via.)
