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If “Game Of Thrones” Characters Were Alcoholic Drinks

“It’s not easy being drunk all of the time.”

1. Melisandre = Fireball Whiskey

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All red everything.

2. Tyrion Lannister = Shots

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Small, yet powerful.

3. Stannis Baratheon = Scotch, neat

HBO

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No jokes here. He knows what he wants.

4. Cersei Lannister = Negroni

HBO

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It’s pretty, yet strong.

5. Sansa Stark = Amaretto Sour

HBO

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Just a stuuuuupid girl with a stuuuuupid cocktail.

6. Daenerys Targaryen = Mojito

HBO

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Exotic, refreshing, nice to look at.

7. Brienne of Tarth = Blue Moon

HBO / Blue Moon

It wants to be one of the guys but just isn’t quite there yet.

8. Oberyn Martell = Sidecar

HBO

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Favorite for both genders…tart, but undeniably sweet.

9. Catelyn Stark = Bloody Mary

HBO

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It’s just the sad truth.

10. Loras Tyrell = Summer Ale

HBO

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He just looks like it.

11. Khal Drogo = Jack and Coke

HBO

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This is what you get when you try to be tough but die of an infected cut.

12. Margaery Tyrell = Mimosa

HBO

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Colorful, sweet, you would honestly order it just to stare at it.

13. The Hound = Stout

HBO

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Tall and mean…an acquired taste.

14. White Walker = White Russian

HBO

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For obvious reasons.

15. Jaime Lannister = Manhattan

HBO

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Manly and sensitive.

16. Tywin Lannister = Cognac

HBO

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Sophistication at its finest. It’s the real deal and he’s the real deal.

17. Varys = Sake

Mysterious…

18. Littlefinger = Dirty Martini

HBO

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Manipulative. Also, you need little fingers to hold a martini glass.

19. Ygritte = PBR

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Total hipster.

20. Jon Snow = Milk

HBO

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It just works.

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