I was lying in bed late at night, and I thought about the fact that people are homeless. I started sobbing because they don't have a warm bed to sleep in like I do. Then I decided that I was going to take all of my cash, make a trip to Chicago and start handing it out in $20 bills.…Â
There was a rumor going around about me that my ex-boyfriend and I did anal using hand sanitizer as lube and wound up in the ER. It was hilarious and completely random because I was a virgin and wouldn't put out for him if my life depended on it. ?
In high school I was kind of shy and my resting bitch face always gave the wrong impression. I must have given someone a bad look, because a guy that I didn't even know started a rumor about me. One of my friends told me they heard I did anal with some random guy using hand sanitizer…Â
In my public elementary school, there was a dress code for girls not to wear shirts or dresses with "spaghetti straps". Now that I think about it, it is completely messed up that 5-10 year olds are being sexualized.
One day in eighth grade, I wore an off-the-shoulder shirt with a thick strapped tank top underneath, which completely covered my back. In the middle of English class, my teacher told me my straps were two finger-widths instead of three, so I had to go to the principal's office. I…Â
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