1. The Hacks Of Life team is here to learn ya a thing or two about enjoying the game without spending a dime. This is “The Grand Scam,” tom-foolery at it’s finest.
2. The first step is getting into the game. It’s a tricky maneuver, but if you arm yourself with a baby bottle and say you had to run back to the car so you could feed your kid, it should be a piece of cake.
Oh, and duh the baby bottle is the perfect flask.