1. Apparently Aubrey’s summer was full of penises.
2. Literally, these were her first words when Conan asked about her summer so far.
3. As it turns out, all the penises came into her life via a bachelorette party.
Sounds about right.
4. Aubrey was in charge of gathering the party favors and decorations, so naturally she went a little crazy with the penis paraphernalia.
As one does.
5. She said they had penis lollipops, hats, necklaces, and a very realistic cake, which she wasn’t allowed to show on Conan because it’s so gnarly.
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