Went out to eat with this woman I met through an acquaintance at work. A bunch of coworkers and friends came along and all was well for a very brief amount of time. Turns out, the woman I was with had an uncontrollable and irrational hatred of a friend of mine. They hadn’t met so this didn’t make sense. In the middle of the meal and the middle of a sentence my friend was saying, she called him a fucking asshole and started trying to feed his girlfriend for her. If that wasn’t bad enough, when we all got obviously weirded out she started an impromptu food fight and the cops were called. Managed to get outta there unscathed but for some potatoes in my hair and she tagged along and got in the car. When I asked her about it, she said the guy’s girlfriend looked hungry and he wasn’t feeding her. To my shame, we dated for several weeks afterward. I’m thinkin she was a feral cat in a previous life.