Santa Claus is a fictional character. A fake goddamn character. He has no race. Why? Because he’s a person who does not exist. I know this may not register with some folks, particularly those who insist Jesus Christ was a real person born in Bethlehem and yet STILL somehow a white guy with blue eyes. But anyone who argues about Santa’s race is wasting breath. And yet nothing is even close to as big of a waste as the “big picture” straw-man fear-mongering racist tripe that Boortz and his ilk paint as political truth in attempt to gain further strategic foothold for the elite over the marginalized and vulnerable.