“Sweetheart… are you sure this is going to make a good Christmas card, and not be a bit awkward?” “It would only be awkward if we were really naked and not simulated naked in these fuzzy body suits… Honey, don’t play with that!”
Oh my God… where did you find these awesome authentic seaQuest DSV uniforms!
“Don’t let these people take me home… HELP ME!”
One of these things is not like the other ones, not like the other ones, not like the other ones.
“Do you like A Flock of Seagulls?” “No, but I can see that you do.”
This is just creepy!
Apparently this guy owns enough guns to necessitate an entire gun rack.
“That’s my boy… Drink that booze off that stripper’s chest just like your mother taught you!”
Soon after this photo was taken Bob filed for a divorce and demanded custody of the family’s beloved dog. To this day, Jane is still wondering what went wrong with her marriage.
“DON’T F### WITH MY FAMILY!!!”
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