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    Artisan Dog Fetching Stick For $37? Portlandia At Its Finest.

    Coming straight out of Portland, an Artisan Fetching Stick for the affordable price of $37. I just hope this was made from 100% cruelty-free deadfall-sourced lumber and the dye is crafted from local elderberries and scented with transparent-supply-chain organic elk manure!

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    Artisan Dog Fetching Stick

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