10 Things We Learnt From The Spectre Trailer That Make It Totally Different From Every Other Bond Film

Every Bond film is its own unique little snowflake.

1. There’ll be establishing shots of London to hammer home the fact Bond is British

MGM Studios

2. There’s a fancy new car…

MGM Studios

… that Bond will smash the shit out of, ruining what little no claims bonus he may have built up since the last film.

MGM Studios

3. He’ll chase some freaky looking dude through a crowd, probably for some minor clue to a deeper mystery.

MGM Studios

4. And jump between rooftops, because if James Bond doesn’t jump between rooftops it just isn’t a proper foot chase.

MGM Studios

5. Bond will make sexytime with a sultry lady…

MGM Studios

…who’ll then meet an untimely end, saving Bond from making an awkward “sorry it’s not you it’s me, and international terrorism” phone call.

MGM Studios

6. Computers will act entirely unlike realistic computers

MGM Studios

7. There’ll be a physically imposing henchman type who’ll dish out a beating to Bond before being outwitted and killed

MGM Studios

8. There’ll be a menacing supervillain type who may or may not be Blofeld

MGM Studios

9. At some point Bond jumps out of a window because fuck gravity

MGM Studios

10. And things will explode, lots of things, probably everything will explode at least once

MGM Studios