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Number One Reason To Eat Bacon

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Baby new years actually a 55 year old man..wait what? Check out these facts for a great way to waste the next 4 minutes of your life.

This is the new song you can look forward to as a tradition every year.

Stockings made from human? 10 Things You Never Knew...or never NEEDED to know about Christmas!

Yellow snow? Fishing villages? Human hair? I bet you never knew any of THESE fun facts about such a widely celebrated holiday!

If you haven't tried these out, I suggest you try them, NOW.

You'll be surprised - Even TWERKING didn't make the list.

With all of the technical issues regarding the new systems, I'd say this video sums up a child's response on Christmas Morning.

I'm almost SURE you didn't know THIS about such a widely celebrated holiday!