The results couldn’t be any more glorious if he were actually pregnant.
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR.
With great butt comes great responsibutt-ity.
No one told you life was gonna be this way. Literally. Not a single person.
Two words: underboob sweat.
“I’ll have some of that monkey’s blood, ta pet.”
Remember: Never let the past make your decisions for today.
Brb, Mum needs the phone.
London calling to the faraway towns — it’s really expensive and crowded here.
Someone get this cat a medal.
Today’s clubbing protocol: If you can’t dance, dry hump.
YES, I CAN AND I MAY GO TO THE BATHROOM.
“Draw me like one of your French boys.”
You’ll sleep when you’re dead. Maybe.
Bow down to the queen of meet and greets: RIHANNA.
Game of Thrones may not be real, but many of the beautiful locations where the series is filmed are. Travel by dragon still not an option, though.
The Queen B is always watching.