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1. Wipes with Vogue
2. Cat-sits for Karl Lagerfeld
3. Uses the word "trendy" as an insult
4. Has Testino shoot her Christmas cards
5. Summers with Wintour
6. Followed by Kanye on Instagram
7. Bathes in Chanel No. 5
8. Believes "hipster" is one step from "passé"
9. Dreams in French
10. Does her shopping from the front row at fashion week
11. Stalked by Bill Cunningham
12. Will have remains scattered in Bergdorf's
13. Thinks that little outfit you have on is "sweet"
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