Ranking The 12 Hypest WWE Ring Entrances

The 12 best entrances by current WWE superstars in order of how hype I they get me.

So to establish some ground rules. First only current wrestlers. I could put someone like the Rock on this list, but everyone loses their shit for surprises entrances. This should be someone who we see with enough frequency that I don't lose my mind just because I haven't seen them in a while. 2nd I've decided this list should be measured by a simple term I've created called Net Hype. Net Hype measures how much my excitement during an entrance is because I like a wrestler and want to see them perform, and how much is because I like their physical entrance. The number is created by simply taking the difference between how excited I am during the wrestlers run out to the ring, and how much I actually want to watch someone wrestle on paper. This effectively determines how much of a boost their entrance is.

12. Bayley

How I feel without entrance (6.5)

How Excited I am during entrance(7.5)

Net Hype (+1)

It just makes me so happy. I’m a huge fan of going the happier route for baby faces, and Bayley the ultimate babyface always gives out positive vibes.

11. HHH

How I feel without entrance (8)

How Excited I am during entrance(9.5)

Net Hype (+1.5)

He’s the king of kings. And Y’all need to show the man some god damn respect. Bow down to the game.

10. RVD

How I feel without entrance (6.5)

How Excited I am during entrance(8)

Net Hype (+1.5)

This isn’t so much about the song, which is just a run of the mill butt rock affair. No this is all about the the double shoulder point. An act which has now become a standard in my life. Just made a yellow light, Do the Van Dam ! Crushed an exam, Do the Van Dam! Found a Quarter in the parking lot of Publix, you know what’s coming, DO THE VAN DAM!

9. Stephanie McMahon

How I feel without entrance (6)

How Excited I am during entrance(8)
Net Hype (+2)

This song is so underrated. It just goes against everything traditionally found in entrance music. It’s really slow, and doesn’t get you pumped at all, but that’s why it’s perfect. Steph just slowly struts out to the ring, ready to drop bombs on the mic, and it’s always fun to watch.

8. Enzo Amore & Big Cass

How I feel without entrance (7)

How Excited I am during entrance(9)

Net Hype (+2)

The song alone is a banger, but it’s the crowd interaction here that really brings it over the top. The way Enzo kicks out his legs like he’s about to break dance, spelling out S-A-W-F-T, It’s all amazing, and YOU CAN’T. TEACH. THAT.

7. Kevin Owens

How I feel without entrance (8)

How Excited I am during entrance(10)

Net Hype(+2)

Shit goes hard. Whenever that low guttural guitar first hits, I go crazy. I just wanna rip the doors off of my room and stomp on everything like I’m Godzilla.

6. Emma

How I feel without entrance (5)

How Excited I am during entrance(7.5)

Net Hype (+2.5)

Everybody need a little bubbles and emmalution in their lives. Plus Emma and Santino were the best foreign dance jobbers of all-time, never forget.

5. Bray Wyatt

How I feel without entrance (6.5)

How Excited I am during entrance(9)

Net Hype (+2.5)

I used to be a much bigger Wyatt supporter, but meaningless feuds with people like Ryback, have really began to sour me on him in spite of his consistently great promos. One thing that hasn't gone bad yet? His amazing entrance to the ring. Shoutout all the fireflies worldwide.

4. Ryback

How I feel without entrance (4.5)

How Excited I am during entrance(7.5)

Net Hype (+3)

Ryback is boring and flat on the mic, his monotone yelling creates no personality. Sometimes he’s alright in the ring, but never anything special. That being said, I just can’t resist shouting Feed Me More whenever he lumbers out into the ring. And like VanDamming, the bicep slap + pump combination has infiltrated my small artillery of drunken dance moves. A couple of days ago, he won the IC title at Elimination Chamber, which just goes to show how far a little crowd interaction and a good entrance can take you.

3. John Cena.

How I feel without entrance (6)

How Excited I am during entrance(9)

Net Hype (+3)

You’ve heard it all before, CENAWINSLOL, the way he no sells the finishers of his opponents, there is nothing I can say here that you haven’t already heard regarding John Cena. But there is a small window between elongated periods of hate where I give him my full allegiance, and those periods are the length of tha- BRRRAAAAAAAPPPPLLLLLEEEEEDOOOUGHHHHH.

2. Brie Bella

How I feel without entrance (3)

How Excited I am during entrance(8)

Net Hype (+5)

I don’t care for Brie Bella. Like at all. Her physique make all of her moves look harmless, and her voice is really shrill and annoying, especially when she’s shouting ringside during Nikki's matches, but all of that is meaningless during her entrance because of two words. Brrrrrrrriiiiieeee Mode.

1.Sami Zayn

How I feel without entrance(8)

How Excited I am during his entrance(Infinity)

Net Hype( Infinity-8 (so still Infinity))

Skank lyfe 4ever. I’ll just leave this here, shame it’s only 30 minutes.