This post has not been vetted or endorsed by BuzzFeed's editorial staff. BuzzFeed Community is a place where anyone can create a post or quiz. Try making your own!Buzz·Posted on Aug 26, 20149 Valentine's Day Cards That Will Totally Get You A DateMaybe, not really. True love and what-not.by Dan HyattCommunity ContributorLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail Get them with puns. Show them your passion. Be sexy. Show them that you truly love them. Entice them with your Wizardry Get all touchy-feely. Make serious life commitments. I mean, They'll be swooning over you. Until they realize you're stalking them and that this is a result of hallucinatory psychosis. Have a FAB-TASTIC day.