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It was just after Easter and I was digging around my parents closet when I found a bunch of Easter candy and decorations that matched everything from my basket that year. I confronted my parents and they told me the truth, I was so heartbroken. My sister asked me what’s wrong. And… Read More

The Rainbow Vomit Snapchat filter!

Every episode of the kardashians...they cake that much makeup on for a reason right?

My parents were big seafood eaters growing up, but I wouldn't go near it. Around 6 years old, my mom gave me a heinous haircut, I'm taking bowl cut. I was so upset. One night my mom made crab cakes - i refused to eat them. My parents told me that mermaids have such long hair because… Read More

Most annoying thing? When the woman doing my nails asks "only manicure? Or should we wax your eyebrows too?" -___-

Grilled chicken and peanut butter on untoasted whole wheat bread. Mm now I want that.

I got drunk off of two bottles of white wine. Had my BF at the time pick me up from the party. I proceeded to vomit the whole car ride out the window, on people's lawns. When I get back to his house he notices I smell bad, and notices that I shit my pants (probably from vomming so… Read More

He wouldn't talk to me the entire night, and then half way through the dinner he asked the waitress to switch to a table with a better view of the Knicks game. I was humiliated.

The morning after my 21st birthday, (a Wednesday) the birthday the stopped me from ever enjoying whiskey again, I was feeling pretty hungover. I threw up twice and my vomit was blue, why? Idk. But after throwing up I thought I was feeling well enough to get a Taylor ham egg and cheese… Read More