Yep, you just got impregnated by chocolate.
"You want film to ... reflect life," the Deadpool star said at BuzzFeed Brews.
This is so trippy.
Denver students suddenly came down with "Bronco-itis" and "orange virus."
*waits for Zayn to appear*
Other than books, of course.
More like AmericAHHHHHH!!!
"Our scars and our ostomies are our battle wounds we should be wearing with pride."
"BuzzFeed Science still considers eggs to be un-un-boilable at this moment."
Too bad their little sister Megan wasn't there to spoil the fun.
ABBI AND ILANA 4 EVA.
Books > flowers.
There's not enough hairspray in the world.
Take that, Reynolds!
Just playing the Rocky music to himself and doing air punches in the bathroom mirror.
RIP your Diet Coke obsession.
"*Steps off soapbox* *strikes Blue Ivy pose* *blows a kiss.*"
*BOWS DOWN FOREVER*
She's a regular ol' David Fincher.
Long live the Crock Pot.
"There's just a whole spectrum of female emotion that isn't represented in film in any way."
"Stop liking people that aren't ME."
"Pass mi di ting from di ting" – that could literally be anything but OK.
Your lace frontal isn't fooling anyone.
Leo has already won.
Come back to me, McDonald's pizza.
Rest in peace, Greg Hudgens.
Because if you don't have the eyebrows you want, you can just draw them on your hand.
RIP all my dreams.
Phones are slippery, it's not your fault.
Grab your diamond pickaxe cuz we're going shopping.
"Can I have a quick chat?" *life flashes before eyes*
Sometimes internet comments get a little TOO real.