10 Things You Need To Know About Clarissa

Happy birthday, lovely!

10. She's not small...she's just fun-size

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If Clarissa wasn't at the party...was there even a party?

9. She likes to work out

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Tuesdays and Thursdays are arms

8. Uh-oh...spring break is coming up!

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Gotta get that beach bod -- on Wednesdays she'll do abs

7. She's from Miami

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Which way to the beach?

6. English is not her first language

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pero like...no hablo ingles????

5. When Friday (Thursday) comes around...

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Quick - someone get her Malibu

4. Her relationship with Marcus, that I will never understand

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Marcus, just give her a hug already

3. She really likes to dance

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It's a Miami/Hispanic thing...okay?

2. Must have been 2%

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She only drinks skim milk

1. She is one of the greatest people I know

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I love you!!!!