“Corporate CEO takes part in regulated hunting project to cull non-endangered elephants that threaten native African villages. Poor people's crops are saved, and they eat free-range organic meat for weeks. Confused liberal angst ensues: poor people didn't starve, but charismatic megafauna were killed for sport by a person with a socially unacceptable combination of external genitalia and inadequate skin pigmentation. Chanting of of the sacred words “privilege” and “imperialism” relieves social anxiety, and life goes on as usual.”

What a bitch.

Mike has ALWAYS raced pigeons!

bandyw hang your head in shame. Mike's been through a hell of a lot during his life, and I for one am glad to see that he's turning it around. You're probably one of those horrible c*nts that applauded the tsunami in Japan because of Pearl Harbor. Go eff yourself.

When he says number two… and pans over to Denver sitting there wagging his tail looking all guilty… had me if effing stitches!!! And you let it happen!!

“Not everyone has come through Japan's earthquake unscathed.” You know about 10,000 people died, right?

It's not really a shower though is it; it's a bath.

I just blew up the microwave, and now my iPod doesn't work anymore :(

Ha, that's at the Canyons ski resort in Utah!