Wow, it’s so refreshing to see so many people of Native American heritage stand up for their culture, as I’m sure every single one of you still incorporate the sacred traditions from long ago in your daily lives. I’m sure many of you were blessed with powerful Native American names, like “Jessica” and “Dean”. I bet every single one of you can relate to the pain and suffering of your ancestors because waiting in line at Starbucks for dirty, white-man’s coffee is HARD!

Clearly this is Canadian retaliation for the emergence of “Here Comes Honey Boo-Boo”. Touche.