Glad im not the only one
Glad im not the only one
Bunch of entitled kids.
Only thing that annoys me about Valentine’s Day is other people. I’m single this year and all I’ve heard this week is: ” wow you must feel horrible being single on Valentine’s Day.” Or things similar. I don’t really care. Any relationship I have ever had we didn’t celebrate it. This year i am on Afternoons anyway. On the weekend I went out with my friends and the one girl would not stop “pitying” me. I told her I didn’t care and she would tell me to stop lying. I never realized until this year that it’s apparently a bad thing to be single Valentine’s Day. She’s opened my eyes.
22 and 26 sucked for me. 23 was actually my favourite. Also 21 meant nothing since 19 is the legal drinking age where I live. Actually I don’t even remember if 20 and 21 were good years. I think they must have been blah since I have no recollection of them, and I don’t really party. The rest seems accurate. I’m 27 now, and it seems good so far.
I wouldn’t mind getting that surgery. I am a woman who has manly facial features.
I used to hate my birthday. Its in September and most of the time the first day of school would be on my birthday. No perks there.
A lot of these look good. I can understand the cookie grill cheese and maybe a few others but most look fine.
She’s kind of fat
Wow poor #9. What a shame it is to be good looking. Get over yourself.
I hate videos. Lately that’s all it seems to be lately.
Yeah #18 for sure. She obviously has insecurity issues. Why be in a relationship then?
Look nothing alike at all. Get your eyes checked. There are no similarities except the hair and eye colour. You’re both idiots.
Yes number 8 and 9 bother me. It doesn’t happen much in my new building but in my old one it was constant. It was a student filled building and they did not care if people were trying to exit the elevator. I had my arms full and I was leaving when a few of them shoved their way in. Also walking down the sidewalk people should move if their in a group. You can move single file for a second so people don’t have to step off the sidewalk and into the road.
Worlds most beautiful woman? She is a beautiful woman for sure, but I disagree that she is the most beautiful. There are plenty who are prettier.
I don’t understand why they attack celebrity for being “fat” when they’re pregnant. It’s not fat, it’s a baby. Do these people not realize that people gain weight during pregnancy? Or are celebrities not allowed to gain weight even during pregnancy? This society is fucked.
Depends on what the face looks like. If they’re pretty they can pull off any hairstyle. If they’re ugly (like me) they can only wear long hair.
You’re never going to meet anyone so give up. Your future self is an old bag now and never neen married or had kids. She’s 26 and dreading her 27th birthday because it brings her closer to 30. She’s realized she’s too old now to find anyone. So stop focusing on the boys and pay attention to school and friends. Oh and when you start getting a gut it’s not fat it is a 14 pound ovarian cyst and you need it surgically removed. Do it before it gets out of hand and you end up being on disability for six weeks.
I have never followed the don’t wear white after labour day rule. White compliments me best and I look awful in dark colours. Also I disagree with the socks and sandals. That shouldn’t be allowed.
Other than I listened to the #8 bands sometimes, no none of these apply to me.
One of my favourite ones was when Rachel made that disgusting dessert. He was the only one who liked it. He ended up eating everyone else’s.
It is not terrible. He killed people. So why should it matter if he gets killed? He sure as hell didn’t give a shit about the people he killed. An 8 year old died. That life was more important than his.
Mine always just knocks the glass over if it’s a glass of milk.
#17 and #18 contradict each other
#6 was something that buzzfeed said couples should do to announce that they’re having a baby
Don’t remember most of these
No way am I using vinegar in my hair. I don’t care if it works, I don’t want to smell like vinegar.
Most of these guys aren’t ugly. It is true you do often see beautiful girls with not as attractive men. It’s rare you’ll ever see a hot guy with an ugly girl though. Guys care about looks more than women do.
This one is good motivation as well.
#18 is a bitch for doing that.
Sexting should be illegal for certain people though, especially the ones who are stupid enough to send it to the wrong person. One of my friends was sexting this guy, and she accidentally sent the one picture to me. She is very fat and ugly, so I wasn’t too impressed. This guy she was sexting’s name is Ashton, and my name is Ashley. She was drunk sexting and accidentally sent it to me. I’d be thinking what the hell? if any of my friends did that (unless it’s a hot guy friend) but I was definitely grossed out when it was her. And she does this with any guy she meets off the internet, so who knows how many pictures of her cunt are floating around.
I’m surprised there isn’t one about how they are really cuddly one second, and then suddenly they start biting and scratching you. My one cat has the worst mood swings. He’ll wake me me to be petted, so I pet him and he purrs, but then he is all teeth and claws the next second. Also #1 with the computer for me. I’ll be on my laptop, and then my cat comes up and flops down on my laptop.
I can’t figure out #8 #12 or #32
For #13 shouldn’t you leave it down on the table or counter while you are putting stuff in it? So you can easily just turn it on the surface to look and see if it’s at the right level. The only time you have to lift it if it’s a powder to shake it to make sure the powder is evened out, but then you can just set it back down to make sure it’s even, and then pour it in. I’ve never measured holding it up. I find it easier to have it sitting down while I am measuring. And #17 happens to right handed people as well.
Never gave it any thought when I watched it when I was a kid. I haven’t watched it since I was like 8 years old. I’m surprised there are people who still watch it.
The only time I find #16 to be an annoyance is when I am going down. The elevator doesn’t really stop too much on the way up, but it stops a lot on the way down. So I hope this would work for going down.
Some of these you’d be able to tell that they are fake. I’d try a lot of these on people though. #12 would definitely be interesting for when we have football parties in the fall.
#5 Makes me think of that episode of the Simpsons when Homer buys that treadmill, but then just watches TV on it.
I love doing 16 to people. Number 21 happened to me the other night.
Wtf is wrong with these kids. If this had happened while I was in high school people would be supporting the 13 year olds. No one would be supporting the rapists. Why do they support them anyway? Because they’re athletes? There is something seriously wrong with this generation.
I need to try the skittles and m&ms thing