It would tell you how unoriginal it feels.
And how unoriginal it feels even though you added a number to the end of it.
It would remind you that you've been together for a long time.
So it's weird that you still don't know its name.
Your password would expose its jealousies...
...it would express its vulnerabilities...
...and it would deliver its criticisms.
Out of nowhere, it would get abrasive.
It would mock your memory.
It would yell.
It would try interesting rhetoric.
It would offer the silver lining...
...before taking it away.
It would raise the stakes.
Like a fifth-grader, it would start to act immature...
...before bidding its five-tries-only adieu.
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