1.21 jiggawhats received a Pundit Award because they like posts about politics. 1.21 jiggawhats is the kind of person who goes on Countdown and is all, "Well, actually, Keith ..." and then says something that sounds incredibly smart but maybe doesn't make a whole lot of sense unless you've been, like, really following along.
1.21 jiggawhats won the Sonic Screwdriver Award on Apr 20 because of their love of Doctor Who! Or possibly they got this award randomly now because tomorrow they're going to go back in time and earn the award in the past. Time paradox!
1.21 jiggawhats earned the Trash Collector Award on Apr 19 because of their love for trashiness! Only on the Internet can you receive an Award for trashiness. Also, at The Oscars. And, like, anything to do with Daytime Television. So, lots of places.
1.21 jiggawhats earned the Cute Spotter Award on Apr 12 because of their love of cuteness! Note: BuzzFeed has reluctantly discontinued the practice of sending a live kitten as a prize for this achievement. This Award will have to do!
1.21 jiggawhats earned the Enthusiast Award on Mar 15 because they like stuff that is OMG! You know, like rainbows and stuff. Or, like, sometimes how there's more than one rainbow and then everybody starts getting really effusive? You get the picture.
1.21 jiggawhats earned the Sense of Humor Award on Mar 04 because they like funny stuff! They haven't enjoyed The Simpsons in 10 years and are still really bummed that Arrested Development was canceled.