12. The Artists Who “Didn’t Sign Up For This”
They made the art, do they really need to talk to the people about it too?
They’re introverts and they like it, it’s just too crowded, they just can’t right now.
11. The Money Flashers
They’re looking for an investment and they want everyone to know it.
They just won’t buy your work … Keep on walking money flasher, we don’t need your money here.
10. The Off The Street Wonderers
They have no idea where they are or what’s going on - but, somehow they still ended out at your show, of course.
9. The Drunken Students
It’s a cause for a celebration and don’t some people know it!?
8. The Disappointed Lecturers
They taught these students for a full free years and one of them just threw up on their shoes - they’ve learnt nothing!
7. The Sober and Serious Students
While some students might not take the event seriously enough there will definitely be one or two others who take the show and themselves far too seriously.
6. The Proud Lecturers
“At least some of them might make it in life.” They say, while subtly giving themselves a high-five.
5. The Drunken Friends And Family Members
Let’s just reiterate, it’s a cause for a celebration.
4. The Awkward
If students these people might start the evening off awkward and quiet but will also usually end out as number 5, “The Drunken Students.”
3. The Proud Family Members
the night might actually mean more to them than it does to the students exhibiting.
2. The Lost, Dazed And Confused
Whether it’s the layout, the art talk or the art itself, something has gotten to them and they want out.